Dear Katheryn Hudson,
Katy, may I call you Katy? Katy, I believe the time has come for you to take a break and as my sister (in my head), Beyonce is instructing you to do, sit yo ass down. It seems like every time you open your mouth, subpar vocals and bullshit spill out. You’re polluting the Earth with your fuckhead fuckery. To be honest, I didn’t need much to make this post. I’ve been wanting you to have a seat since you were Wakin’ Up in Vegas but your appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live earlier this week spurred me to write this. But I digress.
Hudson Brand Perry, may I ask what the hell made you say you were obsessed with Japanese people? Not Japanese culture, Japanese people. You talked about them as if they were objects. I don’t know exactly what made you think that was a cool thing to say out loud but I’m going to need for you to get your shit together. You need a time out. Time to reflect on your life. The world doesn’t need anymore songs about plastic bags or music videos where whipped cream shoots out of your tits. I’m asking for you to do the world a favor and fuck off into oblivion and please take Chris Brown, Nicki Minaj, and Drake with you.
Pro-tip: Don’t fetishize a culture. It’s insensitive and it makes you look like a racist asshole. Having a genuine interest in learning about another culture is one thing but equating an entire culture to stereotypes is fucked up, bro. Stop.