Christian Grey?

In Some People Have Way Too Much Time on Their Hands news, someone took it upon themselves to draw a sketch of Christian Grey from the 5o Shades of Grey trilogy based on the descriptions of twelve women. ┬áThe women were asked to describe how they imagined Christian’s appearance and this sketch was created:

According to the police sketch artist-esque rendering, Mr. Grey looks as though he would flash his dick to a bus full of school children. He also looks a lot like vintage Val Kilmer.

You can read more about this fuckery here.