Christian Grey?

In Some People Have Way Too Much Time on Their Hands news, someone took it upon themselves to draw a sketch of Christian Grey from the 5o Shades of Grey trilogy based on the descriptions of twelve women.  The women were asked to describe how they imagined Christian’s appearance and this sketch was created:

According to the police sketch artist-esque rendering, Mr. Grey looks as though he would flash his dick to a bus full of school children. He also looks a lot like vintage Val Kilmer.

You can read more about this fuckery here.